only with cancer
only with cancer... do we call a wig, a cranial prosthesis...
I recommend highly the use of laughter as a way to cure terminal seriousness... which may very well be my personal projection of what is wrong with me onto the world.. at any rat. I recommend to myself therefore that I go to www.laughterremedy.com
by the way, only in a hospital... can you be famous for --having great veins.
www.cahaha.com the website of the Carolina Health and Humor Association
www.thehumorcollection.org
I remember as a kid that my favorite thing was to read the humor sections of Reader's Digest magazones. I LOVED those pages. I think it would be awesome if someone would compile all the humor things from their magazines into a book. It's just an awesomely good thing to laugh.
I recommend highly the use of laughter as a way to cure terminal seriousness... which may very well be my personal projection of what is wrong with me onto the world.. at any rat. I recommend to myself therefore that I go to www.laughterremedy.com
by the way, only in a hospital... can you be famous for --having great veins.
www.cahaha.com the website of the Carolina Health and Humor Association
www.thehumorcollection.org
I remember as a kid that my favorite thing was to read the humor sections of Reader's Digest magazones. I LOVED those pages. I think it would be awesome if someone would compile all the humor things from their magazines into a book. It's just an awesomely good thing to laugh.
posted by Meowmix Chatul at mardi, mai 31, 2005
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you're better off googling jokes actually to get good jokes.. well, hah, okay i did try that and not many of them are good jokes, but at least it's not dismal.
*****for those of you not on my email list, who didn't receive this one.... here are some oldies, but goodies******
These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon
tonight:
"Searching for Jesus."
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your
husbands.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
conflict.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at
someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care
much about you.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
help they can get.
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor
Jack's sermons.
The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will
sing:
"Break Forth Into Joy."
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the
church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight,! the ser mon topic will be "What Is
Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
person you want remembered.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They
may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across
from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies
are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would
lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use
the back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend
this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours"
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